The hell out of Dodge

PART ONE: Rosicrucian Park















[Gayle reads up on Senet -- "The Game of Passing."]



[Gayle is so going to rock the afterlife.]



PART TWO: Cake



PART THREE: Vodka



PART FOUR: Viva Italia and Zoltar







[Zoltar also told me: "Hard work pays off in the long run, but laziness pays off now."]

PART FIVE: Monterey Bay Aquarium















Not Pictured:

* We would buy a map, City of San Jose, but we're not going to give you the satisfaction.

* Neglected girls shouldn't worry, that's what God made sailors for!

* Exhibiting great restraint in not stabbing Gayle's new soulmate when he asked for my LSAT score.

* Denny's cheese sauce? Yes, please.

* This bed is totally worth $100 / night.

* Filibustering.

* So many miles without a single "motherf**ker!!!"

* Ann Taylor, je t'adore